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Minnesota Renaissance Festival

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Linda’s TakeFire Show

Jason and I love going out to the Minnesota Renn Fest and the family likes going out there as well. We took the kids and a friend and his son there one weekend. We wanted to have the kids see a few shows that you can only see there. Anything with fire is always going to be a hit! We also watched a belly dancing show and the kids got to enjoy music and food that is different from your everyday life. Also our kids love to watch the joust: horses, armor, and sword fighting….what’s not to love about it!?!?

A few weeks later Jason and I went out there, just the two of us.  I was so happy to wear my red leather(editor’s note: sexy!) that we bought there about 10 years ago. It’s a place were leather is encouraged, and I must admit I like to wear leather. Shopping in all the shops is always fun there, whether its spending money or just window shopping. I got some jewelry and some more leather, a leather pouch this time, not clothes, and Jason got some weapons! I must admit that he will look super sexy if he learns to use them right, guys who know how to use swords and axes are always hot! Oh, and I tried alligator for the first time! Pretty good too!

I always give this place 5 out of 5 pants off!!!!!

Jason’s Take

Chocolate Covered BananaRenn Fest is awesome, though this is the first year we’ve gone three different time.

The first time, we brought the kids, because belly and fire dancers are an important part of growing up.

The other two times, we had Punk #1 watch Punks 2 & 3 so we could have some adult time.

Not like that, get your mind out of the gutter.  Mostly.

The show are good.  We caught a fire show, a belly dancing show, several juggling acts, and a few others.  If there’s a show that can happen in a 1500s world, you can see it out there and have a good time doing so.

Most of the food is nothing spectacular.  It’s a lot of easy-to-serve fried stuff.  I love the chicken wild rice breadbowl soup, while Linda totally dug the frozen chocolate covered banana.  Eating that while wearing red, low-cut leather is a sure way to get attention.  The gyros and gator are good.  The bloomin’ onion is not.  The gelato is worth eating.

If you’re into kink, there are straps, collars, cuffs, and blindfolds galore.   If you’re into steampunk or random anachronistic costumes, you’re set.  If you like old-looking weapons or decorations, you can scratch that itch. If you dig watching women walk around in clothes they’d be too embarrassed to leave the house in any other time of the year, you’ll leave happy.   There’s a lot of leather, lace, and silk at Renn Fest, both in the stores and on the visitors.

I give it 5 out of 5 pants off.

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Filed Under: Kid Activities, Minnesota, Shakopee, Things To Do Tagged With: anachronistic stuff, fun stuff, kid stuff

Forever Yogurt

By Jason Leave a Comment

Jason’s TakeToppings

A few nights ago, Linda had to work, and I had to come up with something to entertain the kids.

My solution: frozen yogurt from Forever Yogurt in the West End development.   They’ve got 16 flavors of frozen yogurt, 50 different toppings to put on them to make the frozen yogurt as far from a healthy alternative to ice cream as possible, and they are immediately next to the most deserted part of the parking ramp complex over there.

They charge about 60 cents an ounce, so it stays affordable.  It cost $23 to take three kids out, and they all love being able to get exactly what they want.

I strongly recommend limiting them to 3 or four toppings, or young brats will turn it into a horribly, sugary abomination that even they won’t eat.

Been there, done that.

I give it 4 out of 5 pants off.

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Filed Under: Kid Activities, Restaurants, St Louis Park Tagged With: frozen yogurt, kid stuff

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