Jason’s Take

Streetz American Grill is on the way to our dancing lessons, so we saw the place being built and drove past for a few months after they opened.  From the outside, it looked slightly upscale, so we decided to try it without doing any research.   Walking up the sidewalk, we looked in through the window, and thought it was Burger King.  We almost turned around and left.  Date night dinners aren’t about fast food.   Just as we were turning around, a couple who had overheard our conversation told us it was good food and that they came once a week.   Apparently, for some, date night dinners are about fast food.

We went in.   After all, what kind of fast food place serves beer?

There’s a counter to place your order, then you get a number to put on your table.  I wanted to try a variety of stuff, so we ordered more food that we were planning to eat.  Between the two of us, we got a cheeseburger, a gyro, poutine, chipotle & salsa fries, and the Philly cheesesteak salad with chicken.

The burger could have been served in any school cafeteria in the country.  It wasn’t bad, exactly, but it clearly came frozen after being pressed from the least favorable parts of a very bland cow.  The pita for the gyro had more in common with cardboard than flatbread.  It was actually stiff and crumbly.  The gyro meat was pretty good, though.  The poutine–never get poutine at a fast food joint–tasted like nothing but salt.  Seriously, it’s fries smothered in gravy, bacon, and cheese curds.  How can you get that wrong? Answer: make a dish full of awesome taste like salt.  The salsa for the chipotle & salsa fries was sour cream floating in salsa water and the the chipotle seasoning on the fries was red salt, which was ok, because the industrial yellow goo they called cheese sauce was really just a clever way to liquify more salt.

The salad was good, though.  If you go there, totally get the salad.

I give it 1 out of 5 pants off.

Linda’s Take

On our way out to our dance lesson I noticed a new place in Bloomington called Streetz and it looked like a place to get a good burger.

We decided to try it.

From the outside it looks like a sit down restaurant, but when you go in, it’s kinda like a 50’s dinner / street vendor place. They have a interesting variety of street vendor food as well. It reminded me of Fuddruckers but with a different menu items.

We got a few things to try. I loved salad that I got and the gyro was okay, however all of the fries were just too greasy. I think that this place is a great to take the family out for a better than fast food dinner, but it’s not too far off of fast food. I would not go again for a date night.

I give it 2 out of 5 pants off

 Total Score

1.5 Pants Off