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Joke Joint Comedy Club

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Linda’s TakeJoke Joint

I looked at the weather report because I live in Minnesota and that just makes sense. Weekend forecast for Friday night was blustery and I didn’t want to be outside more than I would have to.  Plus I just got a new black dress and wanted to look good for Jason. (editor: She succeeded!)

I thought of going to the comedy club at the Mall of America, but they were all booked.  Jason was awesome and located another comedy club close to our dance lesson. Plus he said they have a bar and serve food.

When we got there and I sat down I realized that I was way over dressed for the place; I kinda felt silly wearing a dress cause this is a jeans and t-shirt place, or tight tank top works too(ed: #Winning!).

They are able to fit a lot of people in the space provided, but the stage is really small; I guess comics don’t need a lot of room.

The food isn’t much too really talk about, it’s all deep fried stuff. Onion rings, fries, cheese curds, poppers, and mini sliders. They have a few more options, but I didn’t pay that much attention. But the drinks are really good! They make them strong and well. I only had 2 tropical drinks and I was feeling it, then I got a 3rd and lets say I was gone.

I do have to say that since this is a comedy club, the comedy was awesome! I smiled and laughed until my face hurt, then I laugh some more! They do deliver in the laugh your pants off department! I wouldn’t mind going back a few times, only this time I’ll be ready for laughs and drinks and dress a little bit warmer!

I give it 3 out of 5 pants off!

Jason’s Take

Friday night, we wanted to focus more on an activity and less on food.  Linda wanted to go to the comedy club at the Mall of America, but they were booked, so I looked around and found the Joke Joint in Lilydale, which is a dinky little city squished between Mendota Heights and the Mississippi river.  The town barely has its own zip code.  Seriously, it could be Eagan or St. Paul, easily, and I’ve seen the address listed as each of those.

We booked tickets online, which is listed as cheaper than at the door, but the “convenience” fee makes the prices the same.  We also paid for the premium seats, but that was a waste.  It’s a small venue.  It’s not possible to have bad seats.  The front row is using the stage as a footrest.

First, the food.  It was all fried bar food.  There was nothing worth talking about, but the beer was just $4 for a tall domestic.

Now, the comedy.  You don’t go to a comedy club for the food.

We saw two acts, plus a 5 minute opener: Nate Abshire and Paul Hooper.

Abshire was funny as hell.  His riff on the 5 daily minutes to make a relationship last forever if you’re a woman had me rolling…and Linda scowling.  Sorry, honey, but it’s funny AND true.  I’d pay to just see him on stage.  Plus he sold Bill & Ted inspired posters in the lobby after the show.  That’s a pure win.  Wild Stallyns!

Hooper was funny.  His good bits beat Abshire’s, but his depressing bits definitely knocked the average into Abshire’s favor.

But they were both good.  I’d go back.

4 out of 5 pants off.

Total Score: 3.5 of 5 pants off.

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Filed Under: Eagan, Lilydale, Mendota Heights, Minnesota, Saint Paul, Things To Do Tagged With: bar, comedy

Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill

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Jason’s TakeToby Keith's

Linda and I are taking dancing lessons, which means we are also always interested in finding places to dance.

Enter’s Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill.  They’ve got live music at least 4 nights a week, and the biggest dance floor I’ve seen in the western suburbs.

It’s gimmicky, it’s country, and the giant guitar-shaped bar can be irritating to walk around, but it’s fun.

The food…sucks.  I’ve never been happy eating there.  I’ll occasionally get an appetizer, but I try to avoid it.  It’s all greasy and not worth getting.

The music, however is good.  It’s almost all some blend of country and rock, which makes for fun music to dance to.

If you’re going to dance, I recommend getting there about 9.   That’s when the music usually starts, and by 10:30, there are so many obnoxious drunks standing around the dance floor that dancing is almost impossible.

I know some people are offended by waitresses dressed slutty, but it’s not that bad.  It’s a bunch of attractive women in shorts and tank tops that don’t leave a lot to the imagination, but they fade in to the scenery pretty fast.  By your third visit, you hardly notice.  I haven’t decided if that’s good or bad.

I give it 4 out of 5 pants off.

Linda’s TakeToby Keith's

So I’m a country girl at heart, even though I grew up in a city suburb; put me on a horse and I’m in heaven.

So naturally, I like country music…really anything with a good beat is alright with me, but I mostly listen to country. So ever since Jason and I started taking our dance lessons, it only made sense to use what we are learning on a regular basis, right? Toby Keith’s Bar and Grill is really close to us, so, duh, it makes sense to shake our groove thing there!

We had been there a couple of times before to eat, but I don’t think I’ll ever order food there again. It seems to be just one step up from fast food for twice the price, however it’s an awesome place to go to and listen to live country music and, with a bigger dance floor than most places, this works for us really well!

But only if people that just stand on the dance floor and hold drinks and don’t dance taking up space on the dance floor get OFF the dance floor! (editor’s note: Or just die!) Oh gosh, that’s so annoying!

We found out that you don’t need to know how to line dance to be able to dance there, however, I wouldn’t mind learning some of that, just not the Achey Breaky that I was thought back in Jr. High School.  Swing dancing works well with just about any up-beat song! Get a bunch of turns going and you look like a pro! And don’t worry if you fall on your ass, we have seen that a few times out there!

There is almost a live band every night, and most are really good. Also it’s only a $5.00 cover on Friday and Saturday nights, and there is no cover for Sunday – Thursday. Great way to practice dancing and have a few drinks, or just to have some country fun.

3 out of 5 pants off

Total Score: 3.5 out of 5 Pants Off

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Filed Under: Restaurants, St Louis Park, Things To Do Tagged With: american food, bar, dancing, fried food, West End

The Yardhouse

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Jason’s TakeYardhouse appetizers

The Yardhouse came to St. Louis Park a few months back, and we wanted to try it.  The last time we went there, they had a 60-90 minute wait, so we went elsewhere.   This time, we took advantage of their call-ahead seating option and called as soon as we left our dancing lesson.   When we got there, we only had a 10 minute wait to get seated.  Yay, us!

The Yardhouse has an impressive beer selection; over 150 beers on tap.  Our waitress had a pretty good handle on the beers, so we told what kind of beer we like and she came back with good choices.  The pear cider and apricot ale are good if you like things sweet.  The double chocolote thing tastes like a milkshake, but without a hint of sweetness.  The Delirium Tremens clocks in at 10% alcohol and tastes good.   It’s a great way to catch a quick buzz without having to buy a bunch of beer.

I’ve read reviews that say the place is too noisy, but I disagree.  They keep the music loud enough to drown out surrounding conversations, but not so loud you can’t easily hear the people at your table.  The music provides privacy, which is great in a joint with an open floor plan.

Now, the food:

When we first looked into the place, I saw a giant menu that didn’t hit any particular niche.  You can get tacos, sushi, steak, or pizza.  How can a restaurant make good food when there’s a thousand* items on the menu and no theme?

I don’t know the answer to that, but they managed.

We started with the spicy deviled eggs and mu shu egg rolls.  Both were great.  I can eat a pile of deviled eggs, so I’m happy there were only 3 on the plate.  Appetizers were excellent.

For the second course, we got the chicken tortilla soup, which comes with an avocado slice on top.  I could have gotten a bowl of that and gone home happy.  Holy crap, that was good.

My entree was the taco plate with garlic fries.   The fries were phenomenal.  Easily ranking in the top 5 french fries I’ve had in my life.   The tacos were okay, but not mind-blowing.  I had a baja taco and a carnitas taco.  Good, not great.

For dessert, I really wanted to get the salted caramel butterscotch pudding, but did you read the list of food we did get?  There was no room for more.

Totally worth going.  We got some great beer and food, and spent $93 including the tip.  I will be going back.

I give it 5 out of 5 pants off.

Linda’s TakeYardhouse Chicken Tortilla Soup

We finally got a chance to go to this place over at the West End Shops.  If you even want to get in, you can call ahead and have your name added to the wait list, they will tell you how long the wait it is for a table and you can head there closer to the wait time.

They don’t take reservations.

OMG, the list of beers on tap, if you want it, they will have it! And the neat thing you can do is sample up to 2 different beers at a time to find out what you like.

I think one thing I didn’t like about this place is that there is so much on the menu that it takes a while for you to figure out what you want to eat. I do like that for everything on the menu, they have at the end of description they will indicate if it’s a vegetarian and/or under 600 calorie dish. That way I don’t have to pick the waitress’s brain.

They have an awesome list of appetizers to choose from, not your regular listing of appetizers. I liked what Jason chose, both were yummy. I ordered a chipotle lime grilled shrimp; the shrimp tasted awesome, however I didn’t like the sides that came with it. We both tried the chicken tortilla soup and that was awesome!

I would just go back for beer and soup!
Overall, 4 out of 5 pants off

 Total Score

4.5 Pants Off!

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Filed Under: Minnesota, Restaurants, St Louis Park Tagged With: american food, bar, beer, pizza, West End

The Golden Nugget

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Linda’s TakeThe Golden Nugget

So we decided to try this little dinner off of Excelsior Blvd called The Golden Nugget after seeing them one weekend on Fox9 news. We brought our girls with us thinking that it would be fun for all. I have to admit that the parking wasn’t the best, but it’s really easy to find this place.

They have an awesome beer selection, and some of the yummiest burgers I have ever see on the menu. However there isn’t much at all on the menu if you are looking to watch your calorie intake.

I had some shrimp tacos and come chicken wild rice soup. The tacos were really yummy, and the soup was made a little different then what I’m used to but really tasty.

Jason had a great looking burger and this thing was huge! Our girls ordered shrimp and a walleye filet and the kids size meals could feed an adult!

Overall the food was great and I saw a flyer that said $5.00 burgers on Sundays! This is a great place to go for a date night for burgers, and I would say an awesome place to go on Sundays with the family!

I give it 5 out of 5 pants off!

Jason’s Take

We saw this place on the news and decided we had to try it.  The Chimichurri Burger they made on TV looked fricking awesome.  It’s a burger with mortadella ham, chimichurri, Gruyere cheese, arugula, and bone marrow mayo.  I love bone marrow mayo.

The burger was ok.  It’s supposed to be an award-winning burger–and it was good–but it didn’t knock my pants off.The Golden Nugget

The kids portions were enormous and cooked really well.  I liked the portion sizes for the girls, because that meant I got to try their shrimp and fried walleye too.  The walleye was cooked perfectly and the shrimp was great.

I just realized I’m writing this review backwards, but I’m not going to change it up.

For an appetizer, we had cheeseburger wontons, which were phenomenal.  If you get it, save the spicy Asian sauce to dip whatever else you get later.  Holy Yum, Batman!

Parking sucks.  If you’re coming down Excelsior from the west, the only entrance to the lot is well before you can see the restaurant, so you drive past swearing.  When you get in, it feels weird.  It looks like it should be a dive bar, but it’s way nicer than that, and they have a crap-ton of beer on tap.

Good place, good food, and cheap burgers on Sundays.  Totally worth going.

I give it 4 out of 5 pants off.

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Filed Under: Minnesota, Minnetonka, Restaurants Tagged With: american food, bar, beer

Applebee’s St. Louis Park

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Applebee's

Linda’s Take

After the Big Thrill Factory, we went to Applebee’s in St. Louis Park at the Knollwood location. The restaurant was just redone and is very clean and pleasing to the eye.

I love that drinks are cheap AND good and our friends like to get together there on a regular basis. Service from the waitresses doesn’t always seem to be the most speedy, but it could have been the late hour we were there.

However, we love Dan the bartender man! He always makes sure our drinks were full.

Once our food was ordered it didn’t take long for us to wait for it. We only got some appetizers, everything tasted yummy! However everything didn’t agree with my tummy so well the next day. So, to sum it up, if you eat a lot of quick food, everything is yummy in the tummy; if you don’t, I recommend ordering off the Weight Watchers listed on the menu.

Linda’s Rating: 1 out of 5 pants off

Jason’s Take

We were hungry, it was late, and we had friends at Applebee’s already, so there we went.  The booze isn’t watered and Dan makes a great bartender.  Our friends were there celebrating a birthday and they offered up plates for the cake.

We got no service from the waitress, but we walked in and were hanging out by the bar with our friends, so it wasn’t a surprise.  Dan took care of us all night.

I dig the food.   After 9, a good selection of appetizers is half-priced.   The wonton tacos are freaking awesome.

Jason’s Rating: 2 out of 5 pants off

Total Rating: 1.5 pants off

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Filed Under: Restaurants, St Louis Park Tagged With: american food, bar, low key

Cowboy Jack’s, Bloomington

By Jason Leave a Comment

Linda’s TakeCowboy Jack's

Jason had idea to try this place, he had been to one before out in Woodbury, MN and thought I would like it. We invited 2 friends and got there about 8pm.

If you go during dinner time you’re going to be waiting for a while.

I really liked the place, they have free popcorn to snack on while you’re waiting for your table. I thought that was kinda nice. I love the country atmosphere and decor, I’m just a country girl that grew up in the city. The tables are nice and roomie too. That’s always a good thing since Jason is a tall guy. (ed. Big and tall!)

The food is good, it’s wholesome and very tasty. I also like that they have a light area on the menu as well. I like good American food, but I don’t want everything to be a grease bomb.
You have to get the corn bread here! It is the best I have ever had! I ordered a salad and sirloin tips and they were cooked perfect!

Only thing is that I wish is that it would be awesome if they had a dance floor and live music in the late evening! I almost wish I could combine Toby Keith’s and Cowboy Jacks together and this would rock!

I would definitely come back!

4 out of 5 pants off

Jason’s Take

Cowboy Jack’s is a country bar, but the waitresses are less scantily-clad than some other country bars, relatively speaking.  Since I don’t go to restaurants look to ogle T&A, that’s not really a disappointment for me.

The biggest disappointment for me is that they have live music almost every night, but no dance floor.  That makes me sad, since Toby Keith’s fills up quickly after 10pm.

For an appetizer, we got the jalepeno cheese curds.  You can taste the pepper, but there’s really no burn.  Cheese curds are good, though.  We also got the corn bread skillet, which was yummy, but I went home and figured out how to make it better.   I’m not entirely sure why Linda is so in love with their’s.

I got the mushroom and swiss burger, which is kind of my default burger when I go out.  It was good, and reasonably priced.  The tater tots that came with it were also worth the price of admission.

Good food, good prices.   I give it 4 out of 5 pants off.

Total Score

4 out of 5 Pants Off

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Filed Under: Bloomington, Restaurants Tagged With: american food, bar, cowboy bar

The Loop, St. Louis Park

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Linda’s TakeHummus Plate

One of the new restaurants at the West End Shops in St. Louis Park is The Loop. I’ve driven past it a few time; the outside of the place didn’t look too appealing to me, but Jason really wanted to try the place so we had lunch there.

When I walked in, the staff was really inviting and kind. The place looks really different on the inside. Warm wood tones and big booths along the wall. Kinda country and kinda new age. Different, but nice.

They have a separate & smaller lunch menu from the dinner menu, I like that. Less time searching for what you want.

We ordered a meat platter with toasted flat bread and sauces. High quality meats, pretty tasty. I also ordered a hummus platter, which I’ve never seen on a menu before. This I really liked! It was served with cucumbers, olives, tomatoes, and artichokes all mixed with a Mediterranean style sauce and warm pita bread. Only bummer about this dish was wanting more bread.

I had an apple and cherry salad for the main course. This was really fresh and crisp. I loved all of the different greens in the salad. You can add meat for an additional cost, but I loved it just the way it was.

Jason had a Juicy Loopy, their version of the Juicy Lucy. He said it was good but he liked the Juicy Lucy better.

Oh, my hummus platter came out a little late so the manager came over and gave it to us for free. I thought that was really nice. We never even complained about it at all.
I did like this place, a little pricey, but not by much.

I give it 3 out of 5 pants off

Jason’s TakeJuicy Loopy

There’s one restaurant slot at the West End that just doesn’t have any luck.  Every year or two, there’s a new restaurant in there.  The current restaurant is The Loop.

We’re on a quest to review all of the restaurants at the West End, so this one had to go on the list, though honestly, judging a book by its cover and being absolutely non-politically correct, I thought it was a gay bar at first glance.  If you can ignorantly stereotype what the outside of a gay bar in a nice neighborhood looks like.

Inside, it’s a nice place.   The woods are nice, and the bar has phone charging stations every 6 feet, which is pretty sweet.

The staff was nice, but I’m pretty sure our waiter was either new, or will be a former waiter soon.  He wasn’t great and the manager knew he wasn’t.  She came over to check and make sure that he’d been over to help us.

So, food:

No booze.  This was lunch on a work day, so we didn’t drink.

For appetizers, we got the charcuterie board and the hummus plate.   The pile of olives and marinated vegetables made the hummus plate totally worth the $11.   Good olives.  Good hummus.  The charcuterie board had some sweet choices, like liver, some fancy bologna-like stuff, and bacon jam.   It works well.

Linda has rabbit-food for the main course.  I was going to get the Pork Banh Mi sandwich, but they were out of both the chicken liver and the pork pate, so I got the Juicy Loopy instead.  That’s a juicy lucy stuffed with bacon, onions, and cheddar.  It was good, but the 5-8 Club does juicy lucy’s better.  The fries were awesome.   More accurately, the garlic and parsley aioli that is served with the fries was phenomenal.

I give it 4 out of 5 pants off.

Total Score

3.5 out of 5 Pants Off

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Filed Under: Restaurants, St Louis Park Tagged With: american food, bar, West End

Mainstreet Bar & Grill

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Linda’s Take

Mainstreet Bar & Grill

Mainstreet Bar & Grill

So my best friend’s husband was going to celebrate his birthday at Mainstreet’s. I had been to Mainstreet’s many times before but this time, since both Jason and I were going to go, why not write a review!

I like this bar, it is one of the few bars that is great at keeping your drink glass full and just looks like a regular bar, plus they have live music every weekend.

There are some drawbacks to the place.

  • The food is okay; it’s your typical bar food and nothing I would brag about.
  • There is a dance floor, however it is on the smaller size so it can fill up quickly. Most of the time the bands are good, they do have some popular regular bands, however the night we both went there the guy sucked!
  • I guess the biggest drawback is when the band plays you can’t hear anyone that is trying to talk to you. So to wrap it up, great place to go and drink and have fun! Not so good if you want to catch up and talk with friends.

I give it 3 out of 5 pants off.

Jason’s Take

We went to Mainstreet’s Bar in downtown Hopkins for a friend’s birthday party.

We’ve been there before, but have never taken the time to review it.

The place is a dive bar, pure and simple. The food is totally on par with what you’d expect from a dive bar. It’s greasy and really only good when you’ve been drinking. The drinks are cheap and the staff is friendly.

They’ve got live music nearly every night and a decent-but-not-large dance floor.

It doesn’t feel like a meat market, but judging by the number of people I know who’ve gotten lucky by going to Mainstreet’s, it’s not a bad place to go if you’re feeling lonely.

I give it 3 out of 5 pants off.

Total Score:

3 Out of 5 Pants Off

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Filed Under: Hopkins, Restaurants, Things To Do Tagged With: american food, bar, beer, fried food

Cooper Irish Pub

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Jason’s TakeCooper Irish Pub

On date night last week, we were going to go to the Yardhouse, but found out you really should get a reservation if you’re going there on a Friday night.  So we went to Cooper Irish Pub instead.

Cooper’s is a slight upscale Irish bar.  They serve a variety of beer, and the food’s always good.  We walked in right as a lull hit, because we got seated immediately, but they were crowded 15  minutes later.   Yay, us!

They make a perfect Old Fashioned, if you want to pretend to be a Mad Men hipster.  I did, so they did.  It was good.

We started out with Reuben Rolls, which are reuben guts wrapped in a spring roll and deep fried.  I’ve only recently been able to bring myself to eat sauerkraut, and then only at good restaurants.   This certainly wasn’t a restaurant that made me regret eating kraut.

We followed the rolls with a chicken and hummus wrap with mashed potatoes for me and a vegetarian wild rice burger for Linda.  Both were good.  Cooper’s knocks the mashed potatoes and gravy out of the park.   I like ordering simple things at new restaurants because it’s hard for the chef to hide behind the fancy crap.  It’s a good way to judge the overall quality of a place.  Cooper’s delivers.

For dessert, we had their three-dessert sampler thingy.  I don’t remember what they call it.  We got the deconstructed cheesecake(yum), the bread pudding(yum), and the salted caramel ice cream.  Oh my golly gee, this was good ice cream.  One bite, and I was ready to smoke a cigarette and roll over to fall asleep.   I’ve had sex worse than this ice cream.  Damn.

5 out of 5 pants off, for sure.  Cooper’s is worth visiting.

Linda’s TakePass the cigarette

So this evening we were going to try out the Yardhouse, but with over an hour wait we thought there are plenty of other restaurants over at the West End Shops we can try.  The closest was Cooper’s. They got us in right away; the place was busy but not over busy.

They had a good selection of beers on tap, and the menu was pleasing. I loved the look of the place, tons to look at.

We tried an appetizer that had I really liked, Ruben egg-roles I would get those again in a heartbeat. I ordered a veggie burger, and it really tasted good however it fell a part too easy, my sweet potato fries were some of the best I have ever eaten, plus the choices of dipping sauces that I got with it made them 10 times yummier!

The best part of the meal was the desserts, we had a 3 treat trio, and by far for both of us we loved the salted caramel ice cream, however I found out the hard way that ice cream and a few beers don’t sit to well in my tummy. Needless to say that cut or evening a little shorter that what we wanted. So never again will I have the 2 together! Sorry for crashing our date honey, but you are awesome company!

4 out of 5 pants off

 Total Score

4.5 Pants Off!

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Filed Under: Minnesota, Restaurants, St Louis Park Tagged With: american food, bar, irish food, upscale, West End

Crave

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Linda’s TakeGodzilla Sushi Roll

So, one night, we didn’t know what kind of food we were in the mood for. But we wanted to stay close to Toby Keith’s to get some good dancing in and have drinks.

Jason suggested Crave; it has hearty food and light food. Kind of an American/Asian twist on everything. I thought it was a superb idea!

I really love the atmosphere in this place. It is high scale business feel, but warm and inviting. I don’t know if that makes sense to you, but that is what ran through my head.

Our waiter was really nice, he even gave me a wine to try for free because Jason ordered an Old Fashioned and the bartender hadn’t muddled the fruit in the drink. I said something politely to the waiter because I know it makes a difference in the way the drink tastes. Jason agreed with me when he got his corrected drink and I could tell by the look on his face that he was satisfied! (Almost like that after-sex look men get!) I asked the waiter for suggestions on food, and the way he was describing some of his favorites sounds as if they would be the perfect choice for me.

I ordered a beet salad and I really enjoyed it, fresh and crisp. Also I ordered a “Godzilla” sushi roll. Oh my god, this was huge. Packed full, about twice the size of regular shushi rolls, and I couldn’t even finish it. However, I do want to go back and get one again. Delightful and delish!

This is a great place to take someone out for a date. Really great food, more pricey than a place like Applebees, however not over the top pricey. Also they have a couple of other locations around the Twin Cities.

I give it 5 out of 5 pants off!

Jason’s TakeBaked Mac & Cheese

We’ve slowly been working our way through all of the restaurants in St. Louis Park’s West End district.  We’d eaten at Crave before, but not at all recently.  Definitely not recently enough to review it accurately.

So off we went.

We ordered drinks.  I ordered an Old Fashioned, because I’m a geek and a Mad Men fan.  You can only get good Old Fashioneds at good restaurants, and I thought Crave fit the bill.  I was wrong.  With an Old Fashioned, you have to muddle the fruit and the bitters into the sugar or it doesn’t work.  Hell, they even know that at Applebee’s.  Without doing that, you’re basically drinking a glass of Rye.

Thankfully, the waiter understood and got a replacement quickly.  I watched and the bartender didn’t spit in my glass.  Yay!

We started with the beet salad and walleye cakes.  I can’t stand beets, so I only tried a bite, then graciously let Linda have the rest, cuz I’m awesome like that.  The walleye cakes, however, were right on the edge of really freaking awesome.

After that, I had the baked mac & cheese, which always looks so damn good on the menu, but never–at any of the restaurants I’ve been to–lives up to my hopes.  Don’t get me wrong, it was good, especially with the chicken-apple sausage, but it didn’t wow me.

The bill ran $78.90 after tax.  That’s two appetizers, two entrees, and a round of drinks.

I give it 4 out of 5 pants off.

Total Score: 4.5 Pants Off.

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Filed Under: Minnesota, Restaurants, St Louis Park Tagged With: american, american food, bar, chinese, chinese food, fusion, sushi, West End

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